meanderings

I wonder if trevor wrote this or in fact it was jamie oooh how interesting :)

i see this on the back of buses every day.
Get a famous celebrity to endorse your hair product. Photoshop it to look like she has ten times the amount of hair any real person has.
Looks real enough.
Ignore the fact that said celebrity is a cancer sufferer.
what/?? they have shitloads of hair.












This mundanely named person hit on me whilst i was wearing an over-sized acid wash jacket, a side ponytail and electric blue earrings. stoat. well he gave me this card so i guess its mine now and i can do as i please with the information on it:) can I??