Elam

I put my film in the drying cupboard, it disappears.
I hire out an HD camera for the week and somebody else takes it. yay. not to worry i'll just film at work its not like i hired it on that particular day for a reason.
Photoshop advanced tutorials consist of using selection tools and masks and talking about printing profiles.
There is no vege caravan. not that there are any vegetarians... maybe i'll start a mums home cooking caravan everyone here lives with their parents.
The keyboards are all filthy brownish grey, no wonder I'm sick. If you're going to have a mac suite for gods sake clean the keyboards it is repulsive. I hope someone gets my cold from them :) never washing my hands again.